you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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