lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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