I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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