He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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