It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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