Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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