I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
