I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have fence marks all over my body
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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