Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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