i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
