I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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