you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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