If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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