your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
did you just send me my own nude
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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