operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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