Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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