he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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