the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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