My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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