You work out of a Hotel?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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