so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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