i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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