It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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