STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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