So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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