i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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