He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just forgot I was standing up.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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