The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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