do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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