Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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