Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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