they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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