did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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