Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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