end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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