based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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