Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
