I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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