I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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