The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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