I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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