yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
