So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Rumble strips road head = magical
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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