38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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