from now on my penis is your penis
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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