I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
