every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
