that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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