i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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