If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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