So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
