My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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