Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Vodka?
Forever.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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