yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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